Full Slut Mode

woman in miniskirt

When my wife and I go out on a date, I always like it when she gives me a little something to look at. Some eye candy. Something to keep my eyes and thoughts coming back for more and more. An occasional flash can be powerful, but there’s something nice about a bit of skin that’s always showing.

Skimpy here or skimpy there means flirty.
Skimpy everywhere means slutty.

As a rule, when she does it, she’ll show serious skin on top or bottom, but not both. She might have a low-hanging cami that shows off all sorts of shoulders and cleavage. She might have a flowing miniskirt that’s short enough that I’ll have to bend over for her if she drops something, lest she show everyone everything by doing it herself. Lots of shoulders and bust, and lots of legs. But she doesn’t wear both, just for the sake of taste.

Skimpy here or skimpy there means flirty. Skimpy everywhere means slutty.

That’s not to say skin can’t be seen in both areas at the same time.

Perhaps she’s wearing a blouse with the buttons undone low enough to reveal the lacy edges of a bra underneath. Awesome! That doesn’t mean she can’t wear a short skirt, say, something just above her knees.

Perhaps she’s wearing some tiny cutoffs that let me take in practically her whole leg. Wonderful! That doesn’t mean she can’t wear a comfortable tank top that bares a bit of shoulder.

The point is that she doesn’t push the envelope both above and below the waist at the same time (at least on dates; swimwear and some casual stuff can be different).

Every once in a while, though, I can’t help but appreciate her dressing in Full Slut Mode. It’s not compatible with every date, and we won’t ever do it close to home, but it’s a lot of fun when she can do it.

A long tunic with no tights or pants, fitting my short wife like a short dress with a semisheer bodice. A bustier with a tight leather miniskirt just above her fingertips. A leotard-style bodysuit with some pocket-showing denim shorts with maybe a cropped denim jacket over it.

That sort of thing. Skimpy everywhere means slutty. But she’s my slut, so I’m cool with it. I rather like it, actually.

Engage Full Slut Mode!

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Philip Osgood is a Christian husband, father, and writer who considers himself a passable video game player, fiction reader, camping and hiking enthusiast, welder, computer guy, and fitness aficionado, though real experts in each field might just die of laughter to hear him claim it. He has been called snarky, cynical, intelligent, eccentric, creative, logical, and Steve for some reason. Phil and his beautiful wife Clara live in Texas with their children in a house with a dog but no white picket fence. He does own a titanium spork from ThinkGeek, though, so he must be alright.