theUMB – Celebrating Marital Passion and Christian Sex

On Christian Modesty in Dress

Are Christians supposed to dress modestly? And what does that even mean? Can my wife wear a plunging neckline or a miniskirt for me to enjoy on a date night? What is [...]
Integral Faith – A Foundation of Sand

Years ago, I was fiery evangelical. Today, I'm very much not. Did I backslide? Or did I mature? I've been wrestling with this question a lot lately. [...]
Perfume at the Table – Song of Songs 1:12

Song of Songs 1:12 KJV: While the king sitteth at his table, / My spikenard sends forth the smell thereof. NIV: While the king was at his table, / My perfume spread its [...]
You Go Girl – The Sexually Confident Wife in the Song

One of the most interesting facets of the Song of Songs runs deeper than its rampant sexuality, stretches further than its rich symbolism, and reaches higher than a man [...]
The Marvel of Monogamy – A Case for Monogamy

A non-Christian friend recently commented to me that he just couldn’t get past Christianity’s requirement to pick one person to have sex with for the rest of your [...]

S&M: Sinister & Malignant or Sexy & Mysterious – Part 2

Wednesday, October 29, 2025

We’re considering the viability of sadism and masochism (commonly referred to as S&M) in a Christian marriage. The prospect is daunting — after all, the whole [...]
Strip Club Witness
Can Christians Condone Condoms?
On Christian Modesty in Dress
Ramifications of Hebrews 13:4 – Free [Indeed] Sex

Misogyny and Malarkey – Leadership

Friday, October 17, 2025

We’ve established that man and woman were created equal and that the “head of the household” label has more to do with responsibility and function than rank [...]
Questing with Integrity – Embracing Doubt, Curiosity, and Sometimes “Heresy”
On the Shoulders
Misogyny and Malarkey – Teachers
My Joseph Journey – The Inmates

Fake Rape – Rape Roleplay

Sunday, September 15, 2024 // 2 Comments

A Quiet Evening You’re lounging on the couch, sipping on some merlot as you enjoy a quiet moment with a good book. The house is clean, dinner was excellent, and there [...]
Is it a Sin to Be Naked?

Tuesday, July 23, 2024 // 2 Comments

It always stuck with me how Adam and Eve strolled through the Garden of Eden stark naked in the presence of God. They had no shame and therefore nothing to be ashamed of. If [...]

A Whale of a Lie – Pregnancy is Beautiful, but She Doesn’t Believe

My wife is gorgeous to me. Like, really gorgeous. Every dip, curve, and contour screams, "I am woman; be enthralled!" But there is one state that magnifies all that feminine intensity to epic proportions: pregnancy. [...]
Mandatory Homeschooling
Have a Ball – Reflecting on the Delight of a Child
Parental PDA – “Eew, Gross!” and/or “Thank You!”
Rearing Familiarity

My Favorite Trophy [Wife]

I love being seen in public with my wife. Walking around with this sexy woman on my arm, I know people are looking and asking themselves, “How did he land her? [...]
Share your Dreams with your Spouse
PDS
Save Time; Save Water; Save Your Marriage
The Marvel of Monogamy – A Case for Monogamy

Strip Laser Tag

With inexpensive laser guns available in stores and online, grown-ups can have grown-up fun with these kids' toys. Strip down and shoot your spouse! [...]
Roll the Tape
Scrubble [Your Mouth Out] – a Scrabble Sex Game
P-E-R-V-E-R-T – a Basketball Sex Game
Monopolust – a Monopoly Sex Game

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